Stunned

We have discovered a marvelous creature -- the WOC! person. They possess two completely independent operating systems: one called the 'Surface System,' responsible for emitting a series of dramatic sound effects like 'WTF,' 'no way,' and 'huh?'; the other called the 'Backend System,' responsible for calmly analyzing: yep, just as I expected. WOC! people only gasp -- they never meddle, because they know full well that explaining logic to a fool is like trying to prop mud against a wall: a waste of energy, and you just get your hands dirty. So they choose to clutch a blade of wisdom-grass and offer a heartfelt 'WOC!' as the highest tribute to this insane world.