Cynic

Congratulations, the SHIT personality is the one and only known rare personality in the universe. The so-called crap is not a complaint -- it's a mysterious ritual. SHIT's behavior pattern is a paradox drama of epic proportions. Mouth: this project is absolute crap. Hands: quietly opening Excel, building function models and Gantt charts. Mouth: these coworkers are all shit. Hands: after a coworker screws up, staying up all night cleaning the mess while grumbling the whole time. Mouth: this world is a steaming pile of shit, just destroy it already. Hands: waking up at 7 AM sharp the next morning, squeezing onto a shit-tier subway, heading to a shit-tier job. Don't worry -- that's not the apocalypse alarm. That's the charge bugle signaling they're about to save the world.