Playing Dead

Congratulations, you've scored the rarest playing-dead personality in existence. You can ignore 99+ unread messages in a group chat, but when someone drops the '@everyone -- 30 minutes left' ultimatum, you rise from your thousand-year tomb, slowly type 'received,' and submit a passable deliverable within 29 minutes. Yes, it takes the one and only supreme command -- the DEADLINE -- and then you truly erupt: silent until the moment you're not, and then spectacular. You have proven a universal truth to the cosmos: sometimes doing absolutely nothing means you never do anything wrong.