Worrier

'Oh no!' is not a shriek of fear -- it's a form of supreme wisdom. When an ordinary person sees a cup on the edge of a table, the Worrier sees an epic disaster film: water stain - short circuit - fire - full building evacuation - economic losses - butterfly effect - end of the world. And so, with a soul-deep 'Oh, no!', they move the cup to the dead center of the table at lightning speed, then place an absorbent coaster underneath for good measure. The Worrier has an almost obsessive respect for boundaries: yours is yours, mine is mine. Every accident and risk has already been strangled in its cradle by their 'Oh, no!' They are the guardian deities of order, the last batch of tightly-wound, dignified people in this chaotic world.