Giver

Congratulations, you've somehow scored the rarest personality in the world. You may become finance's greatest unsolved mystery -- yes, the ATM-er doesn't necessarily 'give money,' but they're perpetually 'paying.' Paying time, paying energy, paying patience, paying away what should have been a peaceful evening. Like a battered but sturdy ATM machine, people insert their anxiety and troubles, and out comes a reassuring 'Don't worry, I've got this.' Your life is one grand, unappreciated, solo tab-picking show. With the reliability of bedrock, you endure a waterfall of demands, and only late at night do you sigh at the bill -- perhaps a spiritual one -- and whisper: oh, this damned, restless sense of responsibility.